Patt: “One day a girl was walking across the street and she said to her boyfriend and said do you love me forever? And he said ‘No’ and she ran across the street before the green man came on the sign and she was hit by a car and he died. And he ran over to her ad he said ‘Na babe I love you fiveever it’s one more than forever’ and she died in his arms.
Forward this story if it made you cry for real lots”
Matt: “You sure nailed that story”
Patt: “I know it’s the best story ever written by a human”
Matt: “Never try it again.”
Patt: “I will try it everyday, every time I see you”
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| — | Two Best Friends Play Silent Hill Downpour (via the-sabatouer) |
New Medicine, Rich Kids.
I’m broke as a junky but I have a good time,
All the ladies think I’m cute cause they like the way I rhyme,
And the high school kids steal my mp3s,
Ain’t no other mother(fucker) rock this mic like me.
I’m not a rich kid, maybe that’s a good thing,
Ain’t got shit, but I got this far.
Keepin it real and rhymin and stealin,
Doing what I want.
